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Copies of Anti-Putin Treatise Seized [Updated]

I have little love for Russian liberals.  Readers of this blog probably know that well.  Boris Nemtsov and Vladimir Milov in particular, as one can sense from my take down of their 2008 anti-Putin screed for the now defunct and sorely missed The eXile. I even giggled when Nashi threw piss in Nemtsov’s face.

The dynamic duo is back with a new Putin obsessed treatise, elegantly entitled Putin. The Results. Ten Years.  So much for creativity.  It is sure to get more media attention than it deserves.  I have yet to read it, and probably won’t.  I’m sure my eXile piece applies just as well to this one.  According to reports in the Russian media, the text evaluates Putin’s decade long run and the tandem’s two year performance.  Vedomosti writes that Nemtsov characterized the text this way on his blog:

In Russian society there are persistent myths imposed by official propaganda.  There are many: the myth that Putin pacified the Caucuses and defeated terrorism, the myth about the increased birth and decreased mortality rates, the myth that he defeated the oligarchs and successfully solved the social problems of society.  In our report all of these false claims are debunked with figures and facts from available sources.

Boring.  Somehow I can’t help thinking that I’ve heard this song before.  But, hey, I’ll let you be the judge.  A million copies have been printed up and shipped off to Moscow and Petersburg.

Well, make that 900,000 copies.  The Russian news is reporting that police seized a shipment of 100,000 copies in a traffic stop in St. Petersburg, for, get this “irregularities in the documentation for cargo.”  Reports Gazeta, citing the police:

A truck with the MAN make with Smolensk plates was stopped by traffic police at 9:30 am on Shpalernaya Street (a Yabloko branch office is located there). The cop issued a ticket for the violation of the article 16.12 of the Administrative Code (the violation of traffic signals or road markings): Heavy vehicles are prohibited from entering the center of St. Petersburg without the proper permits,” the police department stated.  “When the inspector went to check the load, it became clear that the invoice on the copies stated a Smolensk printing press, while the publishers imprint on the actual books was a the Moscow press. The goods will be temporarily detained and checked.

Not sure why the discrepancy between the invoice and the copies matters.  Nevertheless, it was enough for the cops to pinch it.  I can see tomorrow’s headlines: “Putin Impounds Critics.”  Yep, because no one gets pulled over for traffic violations in Russia. Or harassed for not have the million stamps and forms needed to do anything.  And, well, opportunists always have their shit together because they are, like, honest and principled just like us in America.  One would think they would have their papers in order considering the big target Russian liberals have on their back.  They do, after all, live in Russia.  Despite how silly all of this sounds, we should score one for Nemstov and Milov. The cops just gave them the best advertising in town: claims of repression.

Update

It’s funny how things become clearer in just a few hours.  Now Gazeta.ru is reporting that the cops have finished their check of the 100,000 copies of Putin. The Results. Ten Years and dutifully shipped them off to the MVD’s Center “E” for inspection.  For those who don’t know, Center “E” is the outfit devoted to combating “extremism.”  Nemtsov and Milov may be a lot of things, but being extremists is definitely not one of them.

This means that my above cynicism is now dashed, making me actually think that something is indeed rotten in St. Petersburg.  I hate it when the Russian authorities’ sheer idiocy and paranoia make me sympathize with the liberals.  I just hate it.

And if you need more proof that this seizure is convenient, not to mention downright suspicious, check this out: It comes a mere day before the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum.  Over the next few days, Medvedev is set to hobnob with businessmen from around the world to ensure them that Russia is worth their bucks.  Apparently the chance that one of Nemtsov and Milov’s pamphlets falls into an unsuspecting businessman’s hands and they learn there’s mass corruption (shock!) in Russia is just too risky.  As Dr. Smith used to say in Lost in Space, “Oh the pain. The pain.”

This whole incident also proves that Nemtsov can be right every once in a while.  “In his opinion,” says Gazeta, “now the report will be read by more than a million people.”  All too true. Score: Team Solidarity 2 : 0 Putin.

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